Category: Quotes

  • Batman On an Elephant. That is All.

  • A Poem by King Henry VIII

    King Henry VIII is well known for his many wives, and for being the principal orchestrator of the Reformation in England*, some may not know that he was also a poet. The eagle’s force subdues eache byrd that flyes— What metal can resyst the, flaminge fyre? Doth not the sunne dazle the cleareste eyes, And…

  • The Lord is My Shepheard.

    The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I am in a position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area. He conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueous liquid. He returns to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup. He switches me on to a positive behavioral format for maximal…

  • God’s Gift.

    Found in Fortune: What we Are is God’s gift to us. What we Become is our gift to God.

  • Yet anouther quote from Winston Churchill

    We are all worms. But I do believe I am a glowworm. — Winston Churchill

  • When Quotes Had Class

    http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/When%20Insults%20Had%20Class.htm Okay, some of them we’ve seen before on this blog, but it’s nice to see them all together. BX

  • From our good friends at fortune

    An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel prize winning physicist, Niels Bohr, in Copenhagen. He was amazed to find that over Bohr’s desk was a horseshoe, securely nailed to the wall, with the open end up in the approved manner (so it would catch the good luck and not let it…

  • On Eating of Animals

    Seen on a signature, of (as far as I can gather) G.Pitman on the RedHat List “There’s plenty of room for all God’s creatures… Right next to the mashed potatoes.” Interesting to think that we had the passage from Mathew on Sunday about Jesus saying that it was not what went into a man that…

  • YAQ

    It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. – Thomas Jefferson

  • Decedant Barbarians

    America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization. — John O’Hara

  • YAQ

    We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern their spiritual horizon, nor Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the center of their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major prohpet, nor Christians that Shinto best expresses their spiritual concerns, to say nothing of the fact that…

  • YAQ

    … The things love can drive a man to — the ecstasies, the the miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the glorious failures and the glorious victories. — McCoy, “Requiem for Methuselah”, stardate 5843.7

  • 20. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. Said by: Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

  • tehe

    7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out Said by: Aleister Crowley – famous occultist

  • YAQ

    And in a change to the normall random quotes: Ephesians 4:3 Endeavouring to keep the unity of the Spirit in the bond of peace. Nice isn’t it? SK